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Hi Everybody!
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You know what, I think you have a great sense of humor! I mean, if you had no sense of humor, why would you go to a JOKE page, of all things, I mean, would'nt you be more at home at a page that is completly boring?
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Here are a few jokes to get you started, Enjoy!
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PLEASE NOTE: The jokes on this site are no meant to offend anyone, that is why they will be seperated into categories. If these jokes do however offend you, please forgive me.
TOP 10 LISTS
Top Ten MTV Video Music Award
Categories Michael Jackson is Nominated
In
10.
Best editing of facial features
9.
Outstanding performance in ongoing police
investigation
8.
Weirdest male artist
7.
Weirdest female artist
6.
Best performance in a black and white
video by artist who isn't really either
5.
New video by guy with a brother named
Tito
4.
Best singer who talks just like Mike Tyson
3.
Least life-like nose
2.
Best acting in a marriage
1.
Best new face
As presented on the July 26, 1995 broadcast of the
Late Show with David Letterma
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THE WORLD ACCORDING TO STEVEN WRIGHT:
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I spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now.
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I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add.
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It doesn't matter what temperature the room is; it's always room-temperature.
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
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It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.
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You can't have everything...where would you put it?
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I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time." So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.
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Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
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I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically.
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